What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
Listen here, you smooth brain. You thought it was a real question? You are obviously not smart, so let me help you. The 'joke' uses the word 'abduct', which means to kidnap, and 'tape'. The answer is a combination of the two words to be a pun.
Anonymous
Don’t know if some one else used it but if you see this I hope you post it on R/darkhumour Use this any Way you want. If you must you can repost this.