Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
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Alright, listen up, you absolute dumbo, you think you're clever posting this? You're not. You're literally just regurgitating stuff, probably didn't even make this one up yourself. The 'texture' they're talking about is scars from self-harm, which is a dark and depressing topic. The 'humor' comes from flipping something sad into a sick pickup line, and also that they are an emo girl making fun of her own self. It's self-deprecating and it's dark. Now go back to your little corner, think about what you've done and maybe don't post again, huh?
#Prayingonmyowndownfall
Bro I wonder how long it will take to finish my new round of fruit ninja