Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
Failure to Die
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy. You posted about how you're still alive because you suck at everything. That's like saying you're too bad at failing to die. It's a joke about your own incompetence. Get it? You're being a sad sack, which makes it darkly funny... to me, anyway.