Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
Short Jokes
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
