Short jokes
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Guns control.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Brazil is a joke.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
I'm Batman.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.