Short jokes
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
I AGREE WITH EDP.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.