Short jokes
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.