Short jokes

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."

What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!

Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.

Space therapist in between the e and the r.

The rapists!

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind, too.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.

Rape victims suck, literally.

"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

Nice cock, bitch.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.

A Fortnite player.

What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.