Short jokes
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Two sentence horror stories go.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."