Short jokes
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."