Short jokes
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
What the fluff happened to this website?
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"