Short jokes
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*