Short jokes
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.