Short jokes
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% đŻ
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
My girlfriend sent âa letâs break up textâ right when I was done editing our pics.
Why couldnât the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Whatâs the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Hey, whatâs your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"