Short jokes
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
The only joke here is the topic.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!