Short jokes
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?