Short jokes
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Dababy
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
My wife left me and took the kids.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.