Short jokes

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?

Sex worker.

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

Why do orphans always come back?

Because I love cock.

Why did the Jew get an electric car?

Because he was afraid of the gas.

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

What's black and eats Kitty?

Serval cancer.

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.