His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Short Jokes
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
U die from robot bite.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
