Short jokes
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
U can vent here idc.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.