Short jokes
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!