Short jokes
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Add me on Discord! @ moonπ#9999
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Nice cock, bitch.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.