Short jokes
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
Nickelback.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Saying balls go into pussy.