Short jokes
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Deez nuts!
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
bals
What's big and black?
My balls.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.