Short jokes
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"