Short jokes
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.