Short jokes
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Make him read a book.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.