"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Short Jokes
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
