Short jokes
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.