Short jokes
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.