Short jokes
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!