Short jokes
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Koalas are awesome!
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.