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Duck Feather Reason

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Feather49

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Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You thought it was funny to ask why ducks have feathers. I bet you think a 'butt-quack' is a real thing. You think ducks have butts that go 'quack', and that's why the joke works. This joke plays on words. The punchline sounds like 'butt-crack,' but it's really 'butt-quack.' It's a dumb play on words, but that's what makes it funny. For someone with your brain capacity, this is comedy gold.

Comments (42)

this is actually incredible - simply gLoRiUs!!!!!

My sister-in-law loves to tell the punch line as to “cover it’s duck hole”. Even more funnier when she has had a few libations.

My sister-in-law loves to tell the punch line as to “cover it’s duck hole”. Even more funnier when she has had a few libations.

peepeepoopoo

i don't understand how people find this funny. i mean maybe i would if i was a young child not a teenager or an adult. i guess it just depends on you level of murtirity.

It's why do ducks have tail feathers to cover there but quack

Dear Kenny, we'll talk about maturity when you learn to spell it correctly. Meanwhile, go find something else to laugh at if you don't like this joke. My kid loves it and seeing his joy over something so delightfully silly brings me joy. Don't bring us down by poo poo'ing a silly joke! (See what I did there? Funny, right?) :-)

funny but ok nice try

Yeah Kenny, shut it

wow this is to funny

LoL I love this joke it's Soo funny🤣🤣

You must be quackers.

Good one... Whoever you are are.

My friend tried stealing your joke hahhahahahhahah

You're THE GOAT FOR MAKING THIS JOKE

how is this funny? I mean why would someone laugh at this. it doesn't make sense at all.

Some of you nice people need to learn how to laugh. Fun humor is so much better than "CRUDE" humor. You don't have to be nasty to be funny.

Really

When does a joke turn into a dad joke? WHEN IT BECOMES APPARENT!!!!! Waaaahaha!!

This might be one of the best jokes of all time though I prefer slight adjustment: Why do ducks have tail-feathers? To cover their butt-quacks :) tomato tomahto

I thought it was marvelous f*** all these haters y'all need to go kill yourself.

ur so funny queen i love you forever and always

Dear @uncle mike This guy did not make this joke.

IT'S NOT HIS JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!