Short jokes
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Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting? Octopied.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.