MVP jokes
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.