MVP jokes
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.