MVP jokes
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Memes
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Trevor Bauer for President.