MVP jokes
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Putin's Brain:
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.