MVP jokes
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.