MVP jokes
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
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MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Pacman
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?