Short jokes
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Floor on the road?
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
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I found a key that works for every door at my school.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.