Short jokes
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Sign in sheet!
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Gallons (DYM 113).
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
I like mangoes.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.