Short jokes
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.