Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Short Jokes
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
My sis a fat cow.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
