Short jokes
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.