Short jokes
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I'm emo, by the way.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Rat
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
We gate.
Megamind.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
You're more uglier.