Dog Collars vs Hats

Okay, listen up, dummy. So, emos are known for their unique fashion sense, right? Wearing dog collars is kinda their thing, dude. The joke is that schools usually have rules about hats, but not about dog collars. It's just a silly comparison to point out how dumb school rules can be. You probably think school is awesome, though, so it went right over your head, huh?