Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Short Jokes
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
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