Short jokes
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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.