Short jokes
Austin Nash
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
I love still things.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Glip gloop glap.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
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We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.