Short jokes
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
A joke.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
"Stupid ass baby."
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.