Short jokes
LAMO.
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Myself.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
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