Short jokes
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Ethan Fennel
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
You're more uglier.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?