Short jokes
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Ethan Fennel
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.