Short jokes
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.