Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Short Jokes
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Dee.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
