Short jokes
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Lean.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
"My name is Dezz."
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.