Short jokes
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Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Anyone here a spoon?
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
Your dad must be a mailman.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Mr. Bunler.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
4chan
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"