Short jokes
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.