Short jokes
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
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How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Glizzy?
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.