Short jokes
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.