Short jokes
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Messi is really messy.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What age is served for breakfast?
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice