Short jokes
Bye!
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
Chat box hangout.
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Eschew obfuscation.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
I like ramen. If you do, like!
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Orphanage protest jokes here!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"