why did hitler kill himself .he new the war was over at the beging
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Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏
What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌
If you don't stop the pun, soon it won't be so fun.
I got nothing
Knock knock. Who's there. Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh----MOOOO
What do orphans call there parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exsist.
What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
what's the difference between me and an old man no one pulled my life support
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri day.
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Answer: Because they taste funny
What did the cow say every morning Good moorning!!
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? -- Catching it with a pitchfork.