Short jokes

Short jokes

Chef

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

Grade

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

Dark side

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

Chat

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

Compliment

I'll give you an A because you're awesome.

B because you're beautiful.

A C because you're caring.

And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.

Robber

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Chimp

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

Apple

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Bee

What did the bee say to the flower?

"Hey bud! When do you open?"

Hell

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

Movie

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"