Short jokes
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Drawers!
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
I hate this website, lol.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
I sat down and wrote a joke.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."