Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Q: Why is it good being an orphan?

A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.

Teacher

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

Orphan

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

Orphan

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

Orphan

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.

Floor

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

Difference

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Teacher

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Milk

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

Orphan

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

Pirate

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"