Short jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Tuxedos suit you.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.