Short jokes

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.

Which do you choose?

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

I'm emo, by the way.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.