Short jokes
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Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Austin Nash
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Alpha Kenny body?
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.