Short jokes
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
POV: Her name is Alli.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
idkl
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What were the webs?
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*