Short jokes
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
"Death to the west!"
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Are there support groups for men?
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Hahaha!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!