Short jokes
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
"My name is Dezz."
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.