Short jokes
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
Why woman?
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.