Short jokes
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!