Short jokes
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.