Short jokes
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
I have the best joke:
"You."
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
So cinema.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"