Short jokes

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

Murueurx.

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.

What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?

They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.

"Is your refiger running?"

"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

Nnnbgfdddddrr.

What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.

What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

Where do golf players practice?

Near a gulf.

Rocks rock and crack!

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.