Short jokes
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Nnnbgfdddddrr.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Rocks rock and crack!
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
I sat down and wrote a joke.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Pickled carrots.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.