Short jokes
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
Chat box hangout.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.