Short jokes
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Are there support groups for men?
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Hahaha!
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣