Short jokes
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
I have the best joke:
"You."
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
So cinema.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!