Short jokes
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?