Short jokes

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

Heh, stupid orphan.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it’s a family business.

What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?

Chlamydia.

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.

I came on for an orphan joke.

Then I realized they are a joke.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.

"My name is Dezz."