Short jokes
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Ethan Fennel
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.