I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Short Jokes
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
