Short jokes
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.