Short jokes

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.

Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"

I have the best joke:

"You."

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

So cinema.

Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.