Short jokes
Glip gloop glap.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
LAMO.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
Why though?
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"