Short jokes
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.