Short jokes

Short jokes

Word

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

Agent

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.

Crazy

Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

Page

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

Woman

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

Trick

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

Book

I wrote a book called "Endless Love."

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.

Notice

Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

Game

What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?

The Hunger Games!

Terrorist

Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.

Dad

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

People

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!