Short jokes
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Ethan Fennel
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Heh, stupid orphan.