Short jokes

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

I like ramen. If you do, like!

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

Sign in sheet!

This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.

I can't come in, because I'm too high.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

Imagine everyone being hoes.

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.

"September 11th plane driving classes for free."

What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?

The entire English innings.

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.