Short jokes
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.