Short jokes
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)