How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
I need to get new shoes one of these isn’t right
what did the first skeleton say to the 2 skeleton
what do you call a chair? Idk What? Oh Hi CHAIRity
why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
because they are Sith-ters
you are a joke
I have so many cash machine jokes But none of them seem to work ATM
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Why did steward not recieve his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampado su feeeeeeet !!!
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke /playsound pained_laugh
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy he said “ get ur paws of my toy.
Try to make a joke. But not about yourself. Well I have nothing
what cearial do i eat captain bolts
dfg
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages Someone else: How was it? Me: It's a long story
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
-He couldn’t find the right s o l u t i o n.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
