Short jokes
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.