Short jokes

Short jokes

Blonde chick

What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Job

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?

He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.

Orphan

Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

Kid: WAIT, WHAT!

Emo

Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.

Killer

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

Orphan

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Water

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Orphan

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)