Short jokes
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Who even needs white jokes?
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
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You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.