I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.