Short jokes
Eschew obfuscation.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
Orphanage protest jokes here!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
I lick poo for a living... You?
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!