What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
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What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
Cheetah cheetah!
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto
On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.
man asks a women: Are you a school? women: No why? man: Oh i wanted to shoot my kid inside of you.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? You give them a Sandy Hook.
Your really sexy 😉
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
I have no legs
Finish the sentence
Salt and Vi.....
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
Ho Ho Ho, what do you want for Christmas little boy. Longer than 2 months to live.
I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
Papa: Johnny Johnny Johnny: Yes Papa? Papa: Open wide Johnny: HAHAHA Papa: *unzips pants* Johnny: *crying* No Papa
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
