Short jokes

Short Jokes

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.