Short jokes
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.