Short jokes
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Floor on the road?
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I found a key that works for every door at my school.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!