Short jokes
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! š¤£
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, Iām changing!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" ššššš
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.