Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Puberty

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

Help

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

Grenade

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Boyfriend

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Your Boyfriend.

Your Boyfriend who?

Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Acorn

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

Club

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

Tire

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

Winter

Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

Difference

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!

Troll

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Mom

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

Website

On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.