Short jokes
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Messi is really messy.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What age is served for breakfast?
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!