How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
Roses are red the forest is bushy omg did u jusy cum in my pussy
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs. Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
If an athlete gets athletes foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Best political joke....... Joe Biden
There's a sexy milf that lives next door the only thing better is her 8 Y/O
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
Everyone has cracks in them, mines just in my heart and not my ass.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said help me please, he had to do some forceful thinking
why was 10 scared? bcs 9/11 came flying in
Why Belgians don’t eat shit sandwich? They don’t fancy bread!
My wife was run over
whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard? Neither did she
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
