Short jokes
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Messi is really messy.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What age is served for breakfast?
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.