Short jokes
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Glizzy?
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."