Short jokes
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
freshfry, we need to talk now...
Drawers!
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
I hate this website, lol.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.