Short jokes
What age is served for breakfast?
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What were the webs?
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.