Short jokes
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Messi is really messy.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What age is served for breakfast?
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What were the webs?
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."