Short jokes
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Racism.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Does a midget count as an orphan?