Short jokes
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"