i have no puns because i dont play soccer.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle
What did the skeleton play when je joined the band? A tromBONE
pen15
BELIEVE IN UNICORNS AND THEY'LL BELIEVE IN YOUUUUUU!
Ice Cream Is Just Like I Scream.
what do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know the real question is why was the chair wearing a hat?!
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock Knock “who’s there?” A man with a drum “well tell him to beat it!
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says "I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
Roses are red, chocolate is brown, I expect nothing and still get let down!
year 10 english
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house Because he was grounded
Teacher: what’s 2+2
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: well jimmy I can see your going places not college but places
I love stairs. They always bring me up
U r quite
why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
fo'drizzle
"I only eat food on the right of my plate" are you good at eating? "I'm alright at eating"
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
