Short jokes
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
So cinema.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Drawers!
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.