Short jokes
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.