Short jokes
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My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Lessi
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
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