Short jokes
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
You are a joke.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
My dignity to live.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
Pen15
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
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