Short jokes
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Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Allah akbar.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Who even needs white jokes?
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.