Short jokes
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Glizzy?
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Floor on the road?
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.