Short jokes
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
I'm a clown.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
I want to cream, rn.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.