Short jokes
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.