What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
Short Jokes
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
What do you call a drunk, depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
