How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Woman Versus Condom Usage Time
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brained boob! You probably trip over your own feet. So, this joke compares a woman to a condom, saying they both end up mostly unused in your wallet instead of being, you know, used. It's a jab at guys who are maybe not getting any action. You still with me?
Ariana Grande
Gasp
Fat chica p.h.a.t fnaf
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