The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brained simpleton. You think Stephen Hawking just kicked the bucket because of natural causes? No way, man! He's a computer guy, right? Well, he screwed up like all computer dummies do: he forgot to update his Microsoft software. That's why he's dead now. You following, or should I draw you a picture?
Your moms @$$
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Hunter
No the Windows update give him a virus