Short jokes
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Minivan (DYM 138).
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.