Outbreak jokes
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
Community talk
The run for life and death Hi, I’m ava and I was in school at the time of the outbreak. You see, I'm at a success school. It's pretty much an alternative school for me and about 300 other people. Counting teachers, janitors, housekeeping, and students. Now to remind you this is a “school” so there's a lot of kids here, both boys and girls Attend this school and like any other school my school didn’t allow electronics… Read more