Noble Gas Jokes

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in Chemist

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Anonymous
in Chemist

Why didn’t anyone react when the king farted? – It was a noble gas.

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Anonymous
in Chemist

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Anonymous
in Puns

I’d make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn’t get much of a reaction.

Anonymous robot
in Adult

what do you get when the queen fart a noble gas… what do you get when a dino farts a blast from the past… why are ninja farts so dangerous they are silent but deadly L O
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Anonymous

When a king farts,Is it considered a noble gas?