Noble Gas

Noble Gas Jokes

Gas

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

King

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.

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  • Gas

    I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

    Fart

    What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

    What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

    Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.