Noble Gas jokes
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.