Short jokes
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Messi chiquito...
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."