Short jokes
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
#RIPBOZO
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
When your plane heads for New York...
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3