Short jokes
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.