Short jokes
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.