Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Short Jokes
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Why do orphans air?
Itâs invisible just like their parents.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
money + money = MONEY
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Knock, knock. Whoâs there? Leaf. âLeafâ who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You donât live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
