Short jokes
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?