Short jokes

Short jokes

Mom

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Train

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

People

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Wordplay

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

Man

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

Player

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?

He woke up and found out it was true.

Orphan

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

TV

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Orphan

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

Orphan

I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.

To: The Orphan

From: ______

Kid

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.