Anakin

Anakin Jokes

Wheelchair

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

School shooting

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

Sand

Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

*also him*

Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.

Wife

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

Road

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.