Anakin jokes

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

*also him*

Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.