Anakin

Anakin jokes

Wheelchair

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

School shooting

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

Sand

Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

*also him*

Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.

Memes

Wife

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

Road

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Emo kid

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Suicide

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

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  • Memes

    Spotify

    The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

    The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

    Community

    Poll

    I'm going to direct this at @lily, you made a post that filled with alts, all based off of known characters, eg Moxie, Anakin Skywalker or howver the fuck u spell it. Basically, I'm 100% theyre all alts and the reason me and mal were given mod was to basically stop, that, so to sum it up: If you use these alts to increase your followers, cause drama or do dumb/fuck shit up/etc etc etc. Well just ban, all the alts okay?

    (Yes ill pay attention to the poll but don't rig it)

    -The Rizzler -Rizzly Bear -The Boy Who Cried Rizz -Abraham Rizzcoln -Adolf Rizzler -Rizzy Neutron -A Degree In Quantum Rizzics -Barack Rizzbama -Need a Rizztraining Order -Anakin Rizzwalker -Rizzard of Oz -Lord of the Rizz -Performed a Rizzerruction -Rizzosaurus Rex -From the Village Hidden in the Rizz Offering -Rizztitution and Rizzarations -Glenn Rizzmire -Rizz Khalifa -Martin Luther Rizz -Kamala Harizz -Rizzy Hend… Read more