Short jokes
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What comes after 69?
Period.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.