Short jokes
Lessi
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.