Short jokes

Short jokes

Actor

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

Hairline

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Father

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Russia

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Turkey

What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?

"They forgot the stuffing!"

Twin Towers

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Computer

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

Face

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

Banana

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

Wrap

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."

Mom

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."