Short jokes
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."