Short jokes

Short jokes

Duck

What did the duck do when he crossed the road?

The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀

Life

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

Common

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

Autistic kid

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A money manager who counts bars.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Flour

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

Algebra

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Complaint

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

Weed

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

Relationship

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

Gun

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

Difference

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.