Short jokes
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Mohe?
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.