I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Short Jokes
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
