Short jokes
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.