Short jokes
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.