Short jokes

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

A goose with no beak, and you eat?

Goose beak salad, file! :)

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.

Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.