Short jokes
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
My grandad and your hairline go way back.