What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Short Jokes
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
His gay ass dad.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
