Green Lantern Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

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Listen here, smart guy. The joke is that the person's hairline is receding so far back, it's like Green Lantern, who is associated with the color green, has moved so far away that he's now Blue Torch. Get it? Cause the hairline is FAR back. This is peak comedy, and you are too dumb to appreciate it. As a bear, I find you offensive and boring.

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