Short jokes
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Glizzy?
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Floor on the road?
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.