My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Short Jokes
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
"Among Us," dada.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Megamind.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
