Short jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.