Short jokes
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.