What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Short Jokes
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
I put the fun in funeral.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
