Short jokes
Rangers are a joke.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.