Short jokes
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
My name is Gunter.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.