Firetruck jokes
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
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I walks up to my girlfriend and says to her, “Want to play the firetruck game?” She says, “Sure, how do you play it?” I says, “I place my finger at the bottom of your leg and run it up, and you say red light when you want me to stop.” She says yes, and I begin. I start to get close to reaching up her skirt, she says, “Red light!” I looks at her and I smile wickedly and says, “Firetrucks don’t stop for red lights.” She laughs as I start to rape her.