Firetruck jokes
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
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I walks up to my girlfriend and says to her, “Want to play the firetruck game?” She says, “Sure, how do you play it?” I says, “I place my finger at the bottom of your leg and run it up, and you say red light when you want me to stop.” She says yes, and I begin. I start to get close to reaching up her skirt, she says, “Red light!” I looks at her and I smile wickedly and says, “Firetrucks don’t stop for red lights.” She laughs as I start to rape her.