Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Short Jokes
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
