Short jokes
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
KSI driving ability.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.