Dark Forest Walk

A man was taking a child into a dark forest.

The child said, "I'm scared!"

The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude is leading a kid into the forest, right? The kid's freaking out because it's dark and scary, but the man is all like, "Tough nuggets, I gotta walk back by myself!" Get it? He's ditching the kid! You probably need a map to find your own nose.

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