Short jokes
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Ballz!
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.