Short jokes
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.