Short jokes
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.