Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Short Jokes
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Rangers are a joke.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Rooster.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
My ex.
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
