Short jokes
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Cereal.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
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