Short jokes
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Cardi B has very long nails.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...