Short jokes
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?