Short jokes
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
The joke is u.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.