Short jokes
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Your mom #69.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.