Short jokes
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Purple.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.