Short jokes

Short jokes

Jesus

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Pub

Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.

You can't drink alcohol or dance.

Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.

Penaldo

What's Penaldo's least favorite food?

Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣

Face

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Initial

What do the initials FEMA stand for?

Federal Erection Management Agency.

House Party

House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.

Rapper

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.

Caricature

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

Resolution

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Sex

What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

Rapper

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Nun

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.

Nun

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

Flashlight

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.