Short jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.