Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Short Jokes
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
KSI driving ability.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
3+3=****
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
My name is Gunter.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
