Short jokes
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.